2. I am a whale. hear me..... urm.... make whale noises....
3. All you need in life is chocolate, harry potter, youtube, and tumblr.
4. It is not illegal to kill sims.
5. Unicorns are real. Don't tell me they aren't.
the fact that people are like “Coca Cola supports racial equality, I’m not going to be drinking Coca Cola anymore” and “Google supports gay rights I’m not going to use them anymore” like what next “the Earth provides Oxygen to ethnic minorities I’m going to stop breathing in protest”
If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.
Why the fuck would I do that
It’s a metaphor