Derp it 'till you twerk it 'till you Sharknado.

Normal Person: *watches musical*

Normal person: That was good. I enjoyed it.

Me: *watches musical*

Me: *buys cast album*

Me: *buys T shirt*

Me: *buys poster*

Me: *keeps tickets forever*

Me: *Looks up bootleg copies of said musical on YouTube*

Me: *Learns all words to said musical*

Me: *Act's out said musical*

Me: *Falls in love with actors in said musical*

Me: That was good. I enjoyed it.

mistitled:

*cares more about TV show characters and their problems than my own*

(Source: mistitled, via ugly)

ultrafacts:

Source: 1 2 If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

ultrafacts:

Source: 1 2 If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

lesbiangrandmas:

randomfandomteacher:

heretical-hypothetical:

artigosaurus:

queen-of-dork:

i-am-a-cat-eins-zwei-drei:

debisanacronym1:

WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?

NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN

IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!

WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!

VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!

THE UNDERDOG

I can’t find a source. Does anyone have any? I won’t believe it until I get a source.

SOURCES
HERE

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Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

sam-shuts-his-cakehole:

itskaleena:

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

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i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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i fucking hated those things

Found the asexual

(Source: manda, via rypie1916)

squided:

lenkagamin-e:

squided:

It’s almost fall you know that means we will all be needing some

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dont bring this back

I waited an entire year to make this post.  It’s coming back.

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kurtiswiebe:

This perfectly summarizes why I love the Simpsons and hate Family Guy. 

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unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

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