Derp it 'till you twerk it 'till you Sharknado.

theanti90smovement:

sorry i cant hang out with u today i have to catch up on my crying

(via thelaststage)

october 31st: SPOOOOOOKKKKKY!!!!!!!!!!! buy candy and scaaaary costumes here!!!

november 1st: JUST HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOO

edwardspoonhands:

captain-rel:

splendidbuttsex:

just the vehicle I need for the zombie apocalypse

I like that everything but the tiny little blue bug gets destroyedLike CRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHboinktotally ok

The other cars have their engines in the front…the bug has it in the back…makes it harder to get leverage on it from behind. 

edwardspoonhands:

captain-rel:

splendidbuttsex:

just the vehicle I need for the zombie apocalypse

I like that everything but the tiny little blue bug gets destroyed
Like CRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSH
boink
totally ok

The other cars have their engines in the front…the bug has it in the back…makes it harder to get leverage on it from behind. 

(Source: bonjour700)

sebastian-kill-the-titans:

vlamde:

officialwhitemom:

coluring:

promoting my blog

Isn’t it illegal to deface American euro

American euro..

sebastian-kill-the-titans:

vlamde:

officialwhitemom:

coluring:

promoting my blog

Isn’t it illegal to deface American euro

American euro..

(Source: coluring, via spongebooobsquirepants)

xyle:

bookslayer13:

xyle:

*unconsciously touches own boobs in public* *remembers im not suppose to do that*

I think you mean subconsciously

no. catch me at your local walmart asleep in the Ball Cage gripping onto my titties for dear life

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how to tell if someone likes you

1. they don’t

(Source: neoncircus, via unpopuler)

la-baguette-skelly:

Ooh is that another cute little ghost to drag? 

la-baguette-skelly:

Ooh is that another cute little ghost to drag? 

(via paperhatboy)

egberts:

burrito-john:

egberts:

youre not friends if you havent pooped at each others houses

but what if the friend is across the country or in another country?

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bussykiller:

getting home and being able to take off your pants more like

image

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